35 Funny Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

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Best Incorrect Harry Potter Quotes

Mrs. Weasley: Okay kids, listen closely cause I’m only gonna say this 257,000 more times
Rose Granger-Weasley: Why does mom wear makeup?

Ron: To look pretty

Rose: But she’s already pretty

Ron: Awww

Rose: Dad, you should wear makeup
James: Hey, how are you?

Regulus: I don’t do small talk

James: I’m in love with you

Regulus: …
Pansy: Do you think Harry can break a broom with his bare hands?

Draco: I have no clue, but all I know is he can break my back like a glow stick any time he wants

Pansy: …

Draco: He can just ram his gigantic d—

Pansy: I GET IT!
Bellatrix: I’ll do whatever I want when I’m 80
Narcissa: If you’re still alive when you’re 80, I’ll demand a medical explanation
Ginny: I had a dream last night that we had another baby
Harry: *nervous laugh* We can barely handle the two we already have
Ginny: Three
Rose Granger-Weasley: *Points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy

Ron: How can you tell?

Rose: He was stupid.
Daphne: Do you have any skills?
Pansy: Being popular.
Daphne: That’s not a skill.
Pansy: Then how come you can’t pull it off?
Daphne: …touch’e.
Ginny: What did you do at school today?

6-year-old Teddy: Learned about dragons

Ginny: Your class learned about dragons?

Teddy: I learned about dragons. I don’t know what everybody else was doing
Sirius: *rubs his head*

Remus: What’s wrong?

Sirius: I think I pulled a brain muscle

Remus: Brains don’t have muscles…

Sirius: Maybe yours doesn’t
Hermione: You got one body. You should take care of it.

Ron: If I only have one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Hermione: …

Ron: Get my money’s worth.
Bellatrix: You know I care about you
Narcissa: I know you’re full of shit
Bellatrix: Can’t it be both?
[Boggart class with Remus]Lavender Brown: What’s the fear of being murdered called?
Remus, knowingly: Common sense.
Neville: I wish I were one of those people who thrives on the danger of leading a double life. You know, Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker, Hannah Montana
Ron: Oh my God, you’re rich!

Harry: No, my parents are rich.

Ron: So? They gotta die someday.
Draco: Harry passed me a note, and it said “I think you’re hot”. And I passed him a note and I said “I don’t need you to tell me that”.
Coworker: Weasley. I’m gonna be a little bit busy. If you don’t mind, these reports need to be filed and…you are so much better at that kind of thing.

Ginny: And what kind of thing is that? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let’s start with words beginning with A.
Remus: It takes a five letter word to open it

Sirius: Have you tried “Fuck”?

Remus: Yes. Why is that everyone’s first suggestion?

James: Just smart people

Remus: …

Sirius: I think I’m might be able to help you.

James: Told you Remus!

Sirius: * start smashing the thing with a hammer*
Harry: I’m here to announce that Sirius and Remus are getting married this evening.

Ron, reading the invitation: “The ceremony will be private, but we think it would be totally dope if you biznatches came and got turnt up with us afterward.”

Hermione: I think I can guess who wrote the invitation…
Harry: You need to learn to love yourself.
Neville: Don’t you hate yourself?
Harry: Yes, but this is about you. Harry: Stay focused.
Remus: Are you fucking serious??
James: no you
James: *uno reverse card*
Harry: I hope that when you’re going to propose to me that you keep it simple.

Draco: *nervous laugh* Of course I will.

Draco, writting on a group chat of 70 people: ABORT, ABORT
Ron: He’s injured.

Harry: I wasn’t injured, I was lightly stabbed.

Ginny: I’m sorry, you were STABBED?!

Harry: //Lightly// stabbed.
Hermione: Sticks and stone may break your bones…but names leave a psychological wounds that never heal!
Albus Severus’ friend: Um, is there alcohol in this?

Ginny: Oh, God, honey. No. What kind of mother do you think I am? … Why? Do you want a little bit? Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.
Draco: I’m in a bad place right now.
Draco: Not just mentally, I go to school at Hogwarts.
Peter: [to Sirius] Can we be friends? Your cool balances out my fool.
Regulus: Sirius seems to think you like me more.

Mrs. Black: Sirius, don’t be ridiculous. It’s exactly the kind of paranoia that makes me wary of spending time with you.

Sirius: …
Remus: What’s the max amount of Advil someone can take?

Sirius: Don’t do it please 🙁

Remus: No, I’m asking because I have knee pain

Sirius: Oh. Take 2
George: How come there are dishes to be washed every time I eat something? I can’t stand this, everyone is out to get me
Draco: I made a marshmallow Severus Snape. See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow students for annoying him. You like it?

Snape: *chocked up* It’s fine.
Harry: *puts on shoes on*

Lily: Is there anything he can’t do?

James: Buy beer

Lily:

James: Open child proof lids

Lily: That’s enough

James: Math
Draco: Do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Draco: Ask me to kill for you.

Harry: First of all, calm down.
Fred: What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween, but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel?

Hermione:…

Hermione: I think the word you’re looking for is “excited”
Lily: Remus, I think James is cheating on me

Remus: What? That lying bastard. Wait. How do you know?

Lily: I don’t have any actual proof

Remus: Oh, then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. And if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.

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